Not All Himbos Wear Capes | Podium Audio

Villainous Things

Not All Himbos Wear Capes

Book 1

By: C. Rochelle

Performed by: John Solo, Philip Alces

Released: May 09, 2023

Language: English

Format: Multi-cast

Duration: 11 hr, 13 min

Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.
Especially if you’re a supervillain like me.
The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn’t kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily—or unluckily, in my opinion—my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match.
If this isn’t the start of my villain arc, I don’t know what is.
It’s hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day—that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me.
Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City’s greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people.
Except Doctor Antihero.
I’ve seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should.
It’s because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who sees me—the man behind the mask.
But that’s a luxury no superhero can afford.
Not All Himbos Wear Capes is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. This is not your kid’s superhero book. This is Sin City and _The Boys _having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things.
The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot.



C. Rochelle

C. Rochelle here! I’m a naughty but sweet, introverted, Aquarius weirdo who believes a sharp sense of humor is the sexiest trait, loves shaking my booty to Prince, and have never met a cheese I didn’t like. Oh, and I write dark and dirty books, usually in the paranormal, reverse harem romance genre.



John Solo

John has been in front of a microphone since the age of 5, when his mother offered him twenty-five cents to sing for Sunday morning services. They haven’t been able to get him to shut up ever since… With over 250 audiobooks to his credit and 2 Independent Audiobook Awards nominations, John still enjoys working in the romance genre for indie authors and major publishers alike. His voice is described as entertaining, playful and confident. He is able to move from humorous to passionate, carefree to angsty, all while effortlessly weaving between dozens of character voices. When not performing he can be found sweating through a yoga session, overlanding on a mountainside in his beloved jeep (Doc Jones) or spending far too much money on things that blink.  



Philip Alces

_Philip Alces records primarily erotic & contemporary romance, for such authors as Natasha Knight, Amy Lane, Davison King, and others. Combined with his other narrator identities, he has recorded nearly 300 audiobooks in many genres, including WWII European History, American History, Contemporary & Historical Romance, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Classics, and YA. He’s a 3-time SOVAS Awards nominee, and received an Earphones Award for his narration of the Space Race historical fiction, ALL UP. With a BFA from Boston University's School for the Arts, he spent many years as an AEA and SAG-AFTRA actor, working on stage and film across the USA and Europe before becoming a full-time audiobook narrator. His facility in German and French has garnered him much work in narrating European WWII histories, and his early years in the UK (where he began reading at the age of 3), and facility with accents have led to his narration of many British titles. He enjoys backpacking in the outdoors and has hiked 900 miles of the Appalachian Trail._