I only showed up to crash my best friend’s sister’s wedding.
So how did I become the groom?! Oops!
When I charged up those courthouse steps to stop Sera’s wedding, I didn’t exactly have a plan. But there was no way I was letting my best friend’s little sister marry some no-good tool who didn’t deserve her.
Let’s just say things got out of control. Fast.
Now, the wedding is off. And Sera is crushed. And I’m just trying to be a good friend.
"Come stay at my place until you’re back on your feet."
"Have some tequila; it’ll ease the pain."
And "What’re a few much-needed orgasms between friends?"
Well, maybe I crossed the line with that last one. Oh, but it gets worse…
Because we just woke up naked and hungover. And Sera’s wearing a big, ugly diamond ring. On second thought, "oops!" might be an understatement.
I mean—I’m Jason Bellino: confirmed bachelor and pro football’s ultimate playboy. I don’t do relationships.
She’s my complete opposite: a good girl, a rule-follower, and the sweetheart of Sin Valley. She doesn’t do no-strings-attached flings.
Talk about "opposites attract."
Now, we’ve got this whole accidental marriage situation going on. Hot damn, I’m completely in over my head.
But married life isn’t half-bad, I guess. I could get used to the wall-shaking orgasms, the laughing and bantering together over our breakfast cereal, and her cheering me on at my football games.
I should be trying to get rid of her. But more and more, I just want her to stay. So how do I convince my oopsie-wife to play house with me…forever?
Playing House is a steamy, laugh-out-loud, best friend’s sister, accidental marriage, small-town romance. It is set in small-town Iowa and is book one in the Playboys of Sin Valley series.
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