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The Fantastically Underwhelming Epic

By: Kian N. Ardalan

Performed by: Kevin Kemp

Released: June 29, 2021

Language: English

Format: Single Narration

Duration: 22 hr, 7 min

George is a legendary hero…wait, no. George is an incredibly powerful sorcerer…also no?

Okay, fine. George is an unremarkable human bard who made a promise a long time ago. A promise that set him on a path to find the remains of Simantiar, the greatest wizard who ever lived. Though all that was left were bones, Simantiar was still very much alive and quite…underwhelming.

This is their story: The Fantastically Underwhelming Epic of a dead wizard and an average bard.



Kian N. Ardalan

Born in Germany, raised in Dubai, and being the child of Iranian parents, Kian N. Ardalan grew up with no place to truly call home except for the boundless realm of his own imagination. Now living in Austria, Vienna, he is on the cusp of finishing his bachelors in sociology and continues to work daily to make sure that the very same fantasy worlds his teachers urged him not to delve so much time in, now becomes his very driving force in life.



Kevin Kemp

Kevin is a British actor and voice over artist living and working in Los Angeles. He has over 16 years of experience in Theater, Film, TV and Voice Over. He has a deep passion for Shakespeare and the Classics, and loves reading Sci-Fi and Fantasy.