You're So Dead to Me | Podium Audio

Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries

You’re So Dead to Me

Book 1

By: Steffanie Holmes

Performed by: Joel Froomkin, Kylie Stewart

Released: November 21, 2023

Language: English

Format: Multi-cast

Duration: 09 hr, 17 min

What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?
I’m Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They’re everywhere—I’ll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can’t even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don’t understand which mushrooms are edible.
I’ve returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I’m looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.
But I forgot that I’m never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I’m their age, and they’re_ _infuriatingly attractive.
There’s the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn’t have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).
My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I’ve landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy’s ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.
As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.
You’re So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin’ to set your coffin a rockin’, then quit ghouling around and start listening!

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Author:

Steffanie Holmes

Steffanie Holmes is the USA Today bestselling author of the paranormal, gothic, dark, and fantastical. Her books feature clever, witty heroines, secret societies, creepy old mansions and alpha males who always get what they want. Legally-blind since birth, Steffanie lives in New Zealand with her husband, a horde of cantankerous cats, and their medieval sword collection.

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PERFORMER:

Joel Froomkin

**Joel Froomkin, **a **ten-time** **Earphones Award-Winning** narrator, is a UK transplant, growing up with American parents in a British commonwealth. He was the recipient of the **2020 Best Male Narrator Award** at the Independent Audio Book Awards, and the **2020 Best Humor Narration **recipient at the Society of Voice Arts Awards. **A classically trained actor** with an MFA in theatre from USC, he is often cast for his unique ability to deliver native, authentic combinations of British and American sounds.  His great range and ability to bring characters to life with honesty, wit and versatility delights producers and listeners alike. He is a dialect specialist, and has coached celebrities and many major theater productions. He was the winner of three 2020 **Independent Audiobook Award**s, including **Best Male Narrator. **He has 400 full-length audiobooks to his credit. A Disney addict, he lives fourteen minutes from the Magic Kingdom! When not in the booth, he is wrangling three loquacious wiener dogs.

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PERFORMER:

Kylie Stewart

Kylie Stewart has always loved the stage and reading. When she learned she could combine the two, her career took off. Reading more than 300 audio books in her six-year career, she quickly became a steady voice in the audiobook industry across genres. She jokes she’s booked more for her British accent than her American voice. When not bringing books to life, she lends her voice to various English dubbed Anime, video games, and commercials. 

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