Fickisms | Podium Audio

ARISEN

Fickisms

Book 14.5

By: Michael Stephen Fuchs

Performed by: R.C. Bray

Released: March 03, 2020

Language: English

Format: Single Narration

Duration: 01 hr, 10 min

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan-favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that readers have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick’s wit and wisdom, from all fourteen main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms

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Author:

Michael Stephen Fuchs

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PERFORMER:

R.C. Bray

From Outer Space to the Old West to a Post-Apocalyptic Hellscape, R.C. Bray is an expert guide. He is also a narrator. Bray switches settings and characters as seamlessly as a maturated Humphead Wrasse switches sex and color. No matter the genre, whether it be a story about human kindness and barbarism; a combat veteran’s struggle to cope with life at home; or saving the world armed with only a juice box and a snarky beer can, Bray utilizes his extraordinary range and unique vocal differentiation for each character to confuse publishers into thinking his consistent inability to meet a deadline is not only a good thing, but their idea in the first place. With over one audiobooks narrated, R.C. is the recipient of many industry accolades including the coveted Audie Award for his narration of one of the bestselling audiobooks in history which is no longer available because… money. R.C.’s gorgeous wife, Hope, along with their three beautiful children, Joy, Bliss, and Valor, allow him to continue living with them provided the checks keep coming.

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TITLES FROM the SERIES

Odyssey

ARISEN

Last Stand

ARISEN

Genesis

ARISEN, Book 0.5

ARISEN Omnibus Edition

ARISEN, Books 1-3

Fortress Britain

ARISEN, Book 1

Mogadishu of the Dead

ARISEN, Book 2

Three Parts Dead

ARISEN, Book 3

Maximum Violence

ARISEN, Book 4

Exodus

ARISEN, Book 5

Horizon

ARISEN, Book 6

Death of Empires

ARISEN, Book 7

Empire of the Dead

ARISEN, Book 8

Nemesis

ARISEN, Book 8.5

Cataclysm

ARISEN, Book 9

The Flood

ARISEN, Book 10

Deathmatch

ARISEN, Book 11

Carnage

ARISEN, Book 12

The Siege

ARISEN, Book 13

Endgame

ARISEN, Book 14

Fickisms

ARISEN, Book 14.5