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Fair Princess

Fair Princess

Book 1

By: Macronomicon

Performed by: Jesse Vilinsky

Released: November 21, 2023

Language: English

Format: Single Narration

Duration: 07 hr, 18 min

Squirrel is a hard-hitting, foul-mouthed orphan raised in a traveling circus, and her one goal in life is to discover her real name.
If she knew that, maybe she’d be able to pierce the mystery of her past: Where did she come from, and who abandoned her on the side of the road twelve years ago?
Now is her opportunity. The king is hosting a competition for entertainers across the land, and the champion will receive a potent reward: A single question from The Oracle. The right question could make a man rich beyond measure, but Squirrel has other plans.
With a magically irrefutable answer at stake, Squirrel is determined to put on the greatest show her kingdom has ever seen and win the grand prize: Her identity.
But treacherous secrets lurk beneath the dazzling façade of royalty, and a single name uttered aloud might spell upheaval and death for Squirrel, her troupe, and the kingdom of Illiestar.




Macronomicon was struck by lightning* the moment he was born, granting him superhuman abilities** that allow him to tell stories unlike anything people have ever heard before while simultaneously poking fun at the underlying tropes. He grew up on a steady diet of sci-fi fantasy blends, and took to the LitRPG genre like a fish to numerically enhanced magical water. He lives in Alaska, where his internet has to walk fifteen miles through the snow each day to get to a router, and he finds the occasional moment to write between constantly charging at bears. Now he writes off-beat (mostly) intelligent, free-thinking protagonists who use their minds to overcome their struggles wherever possible. He has a visceral disdain for the punch-wizard.



Jesse Vilinsky

Jesse has narrated over 200 audiobooks, including many fantasy novels. She is quite adept at a range of accents, and loves world building with the listener. She also works in video games, VO for film and tv, and has done A LOT of english dubbing for Netflix, Disney + and Amazon Prime.